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Review: Zumio

Zumio

Usually when I first get offered a product for review I have a basic idea of how much I’m going to like it. A big reason for this is if I’ve read other blogger’s reviews of the same item, but what about when it’s a brand new product? Well, I can usually get an idea either from the manufacturer (do they have a good track record of other products?), or the type of toy (is it a style that I usually enjoy?). There are rare exceptions to this rule however, such as when brand new companies come out with innovative new toys I’ve never even considered before, such as when Womanizer first released their clitoral suction toy. I would have never guessed how big they would become if I had been reviewing for them back then. So, when JOUJOU approached me about reviewing the Zumio, a completely new style of toy from a brand new company, it felt like Womanizer all over again and I had no idea what to expect. Now, full disclosure, when I first saw it I literally lol’d and straight up told JOUJOU I didn’t think it would work. But, being ever curious I accepted it anyway because I just had to find out more, and as always, I hoped to be proven wrong.

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Review: Vibease

Vibease

Usually the first time I hold a sex toy in my hands and have a quick play around with it, before I even use it properly, I can generally tell whether or not it’ll work for me. My body has a lot of personal preferences, as does everyones, and I’ve gotten to know these pretty well after two years of sex toy reviewing. I know for a dildo I like lengthy but thin A-spot orientated realistic toys, and for a vibrator I like strong rumbly vibrations paired with a soft broad head that has a lot of pressure applied to it. So when I recently received the Vibease for review, it was immediately obvious that almost everything about it was the complete opposite of my preferences, and I thought there was no way it would suit my body. But as a reviewer I love to be proven wrong, and so I jumped right into testing it just as I would with any other toy, and I was very pleasantly surprised.

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Review: VeDO Quaker Anal Vibe

VeDO Quaker Anal Vibe

The thing that makes me most happy about running this blog is seeing readers trust my recommendations enough to base their own purchases off of them. But not everyone can afford to spend hundreds of dollars on a sex toy, and so it is important for me to find cheap alternatives to recommend rather than just focusing on the luxury toys. This is my second VeDO review of the two Peepshow Toys recently sent me, and after the astounding success of the Luv Plus Clit Vibe I have been very excited to try out their Quaker Anal Vibe. To me, brand new company VeDO have already proven themselves to be worthy makers of cheap yet still body-safe, good quality, and well designed sex toys. For its price I thought the VeDO Luv Plus was extremely well made, and since the Quaker Anal vibe is even cheaper it certainly has a lot to live up to.

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Review: Lovehoney Booty Buddy

Lovehoney Booty Buddy

This is my second review on my quest to track down ‘good quality cheap beginner’s butt plugs’. My first review on the subject was a success, but it wasn’t the most easily accessible plug to buy online or in stores, especially if you weren’t in the UK. So I spent some time searching through Lovehoney’s great selection of silicone beginner’s plugs. I was presently surprised to see that the large majority of their range was $20 and under, which for me personally is a price I’m totally ok to spend on something without having to think it over very much. Out of all of them I was most drawn to the Booty Buddy since until now I did not own any curved plugs and I was super eager to give it a go.

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Review: D.VICE Queenie

D.VICE Queenie
Queenie by D.VICE is my first Australian-made sex toy purchase, and boy am I proud! With super squishy body safe silicone, a beautiful hand poured texture, slight curve and bumps along the shaft, plus harness and anal compatible, it is really hard to fault this beautiful work of art!

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Pleasure Panel: Bondara Velvet Silicone Butt Plug

Bondara Purple Velvet Silicone Butt Plug

I have a strange addiction to butt plugs. While they are more of a novelty than anything to me, I continue to buy them and they are easily my most reviewed type of toy. My first ever review was on a Princess Plug and it is still my most popular, but out of all my plugs it is probably the worst, on account of its potentially unsafe small base. Because of this the majority of questions I get regarding sex toys is about plugs, and 99% of the time the question is “What is a good AND cheap plug for a beginner?”.
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Review: Tantus Splish

Tantus Splish

When I started off reviewing, I focused on all the toys I already owned, to see whether I enjoyed it enough to commit or not before I started buying more. I loved it, but because of this mostly everything I have posted about so far has either come from my rather old collection I bought at a sex convention two years ago, or from my fans since my work is of adult nature. As soon as I realised this was a thing I really enjoyed however, and wanted to pursue, I began eyeing up companies and products that I dreamed of one day reviewing for. The majority of that list, always ended up coming from Tantus. (more…)

Review: Blush Novelties Naughty Candy Heart Plug

Blush Novelties Naughty Candy Heart Plug

Inspired by everyones favourite love heart message sweets, Blush Novelties has taken this candy icon to a whole other level with its range of super kinky plugs for the carefree lover. Not only can you now enjoy having a love heart covering your least loved area, they even have sexy little messages to get you in the mood and really spice things up for whoever has the honour to read it.

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