Reviews from across the sex toy multiverse
The Pin Ups Jayne Bombshell Orgasm Balm comes in a small, lip-gloss resembling tin, and can be used directly on the clitoris or nipples to enhance sensations. The balm, which can also easily be mistaken for regular lip treatment, is flavoured to further increase enjoyment for both you and your lover.
Inspired by everyones favourite love heart message sweets, Blush Novelties has taken this candy icon to a whole other level with its range of super kinky plugs for the carefree lover. Not only can you now enjoy having a love heart covering your least loved area, but the Naughty Candy Heart Plugs even have sexy little messages to get you in the mood and really spice things up for whoever has the honour to read it.
Kitten’s Playpen is just about the cutest shop online, ever. It’s just basically a team of girls working their butts off to make custom, hand-made products so we can all finally be the lacy kittens we dream of. Their collars are hugely popular and taking the internet by storm, but you can also buy full sets which usually include a collar, ears and tail. Everything is hugely customisable, down to all the colours and lace used, and there are even add-ons to make sure you get exactly what you’ve always dreamed of. They have also recently begun to stock a ‘Novelty’ section, which includes some of the cutest butt plugs and paddles ever. Finally, just to go that extra mile, it’s not limited to cat lovers, as they currently also stock ears and tails for Foxes, Deers, Bunnies, and Puppies.
My ‘Princess Plug’ was my first butt plug, an easy excuse to get into anal play by hiding behind expressions of “Aww, but isn’t it cute?” Since then, I know what real plugs are meant to feel like, but it still doesn’t make it any less adorable to be in my ass.
The Wanachi Mini Massager was my first wand massager, and while it has now been well surpassed by my Fairy Wand in terms of power and vibration, it remains to be my go-to toy for it’s quick easy use and discreet nature.