If you know me or are a regular reader of my blog you’ll know that I love wand massagers. I throughly enjoy dildos and anal toys but I think of them more like a fun novelty, whereas external vibrators, with wand massagers being my favourite kind, I think of more as a necessity. I’m a pretty busy person and I generally have time to masturbate properly (porn + dildos + more than 5 minutes) about once a week, and once I do then also managing to clean whatever I’ve used is a whole other thing. Wand massagers, on the other hand, let me cum ridiculously quickly with almost no effort and can require no cleaning if I use them through clothing. They are perfect for my lifestyle and my body.
Review: Jopen Key Comet Wand
I’ve recently concluded that my sex toy collection had been lacking a certain something: G-spot simulators. I have a few toys, particularly dildos (with my favourite being the Pack ‘n Play No.2) that I can use to stimulate my G-spot, but none of them are specifically made with pleasuring the G-spot in mind, and this was definitely a hole in my collection that needed to be remedied fast. There are two main G-spot holy grails that almost all bloggers will swear by, the first being the Pure Wand by Njoy which is a stainless steel and double sided dildo which is aided by its weight to create maximum pleasure. While I’m sure it is amazing, the Pure Wand is also around $260 AUD / $173 USD, and for someone like me who is not completely sold on G-spot stimulation yet, it seemed like a expensive toy to try it out on. The other, much more reasonably priced, blogger favourite is the Comet G-Spot Wand from Key by Jopen, which seemed to me like the perfect starter G-spot stimulation toy, and so when Mimi De Luxe contacted me about doing a review for them I was over the moon when they agreed to send it for me to try.
Review: Fun Factory Stronic Eins
I’m not really an internal vibrator kind of girl. Maybe that is because I only own one, but I just don’t really see the appeal to it. I just like having something vibrate my clitoris while something else thrusts inside my vagina, it’s nature’s magic combo after all. But if you imagine the sex toy market without any internal vibrators you are really just left with dildos for internal stimulation, and while dildos are absolutely great and do come in a huge variety of shapes, sizes and textures, you’re kind of left wanting something more. So when I heard about Fun Factory’s line of Stronic Pulsators, a vibrator-looking toy that uses magnets to thrust back and forth inside you, I was hooked and have been eager to get my hands on the Fun Factory Stronic Eins ever since. It was as if they read my mind and made the perfect toy for me!
Review: Unbound Subscription Box
I love subscription boxes. They’re one of my favourite things to splurge my money on. There’s really nothing more fun than once a month or so getting a box of goodies sorta unexpectedly delivered to your door, and then ripping into it to discover what treasures lie inside. Before them the only time I got a bunch of gifts in this way was during christmas or my birthday, so basically getting a subscription box makes it feel like christmas multiple times a year, who wouldn’t want that? Recently a new trend has hit subscription boxes: sex toys! I feel like I hear about a new box almost weekly. Unfortunately, I haven’t been too impressed with the range I’ve seen available. Almost all generally appear to feature non body safe toys and lubricants filled with things you do not want near your vagina. I’m not surprised really, body safe sex toys can be expensive and good lubes are few and far between. Plus there isn’t a whole lot you can give a person or couple without having to specifically know their preferences (e.g. are you interested in anal?). Thankfully, my opinion changed about sex toy subscription boxes when the awesome guys from Unbound Box contacted me about a review.
Book Review: How To Eat Pussy Like A Rockstar
As a queer women, eating pussy is something that interests me very much. I’ve never done it and currently being in a straight monogamous relationship I don’t see myself starting any time soon, but that doesn’t mean I don’t want to still learn and it’s always good to be prepared! Plus, I knew any tips I picked up I could relay onto my partner. Due to this I was super excited when author Amy J. Fillmore approached me to review her new book, How To Eat Pussy Like A Rockstar, for her.
First Blogiversary Giveaway!
It is my first blogiversary!!! I’m super proud and pumped that my little blog is finally one year old. On the one hand I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t blogging, it feels like forever, but on the other hand, damn that went quick!! I’ve absolutely loved writing reviews, taking photos and getting to experience so many new things this year that are all due to this blog. Thank you so much to anyone who has ever read anything I’ve written, and especially to the people who come back time and time again and have actually bought things due to my recommendations, your trust makes my world go round! I’m so pleased to announce to add to the celebration: my first ever giveaway! I really wanted to give something back to all my readers at this great milestone, so good luck! (more…)