This year I’ve already reviewed more app compatible sex toys than ever before, and we still have three months to go! Although as technology continues to become a vital part of our everyday lives, I suppose this is only to be expected. Until now I have included detailed guides on all apps I come across within my usual product reviews. But that isn’t working anymore. Firstly, the in-depth way I write my reviews doesn’t translate all that well to apps. Plus, since apps get updates that completely erase previous versions, there’s no point in having 500 words in a review from two years ago on an app that’s since been overhauled, even if the toy itself is still popular. So, from now on you can find all my thoughts on the world’s best adult apps right here at my sex toy app review round-up!
App compatible vibrators are hands down the biggest innovation to hit the adult industry in the last decade. Replacing the remote-controlled toys of the previous generation, now users are able to not just adjust the vibrations on their products from a distance, but have a far greater level of control than ever before, syncing toys to music, audiobooks, the sound of your partner’s voice, and even video games, whenever the mood strikes. Although the advanced capabilities local Bluetooth connection brings seems to pale in comparison to what app-controlled toys now offer long-distance couples. Being able to control a product over the internet, no matter where you are in the world, has been a game changer for so many, and as more app toys get released every week, the variety of options on offer only continues to improve.
The only problem is, how do you possibly choose which sex toy app to try? Whilst all of these apps are available for free to download, which is worthwhile doing now if you want to get a feel for how it’s going to look, you’ll need a compatible product to be able to access any of the features. Plus, with glitches being so common in this kind of tech, you can’t always rely on what the app store tells you. That’s why I’m breaking it all down and laying out my personal experiences with some of the most popular apps on the market, as well as offering some recommendations on who they’d be best for, to help you make your mind up.
Quick Overview
In a hurry? Start here. This table gives a brief look at each app in the round-up and how it fares compared to the others when it comes to some of the most common sex toy app features. I’ve also included my personal rankings here, for an even quicker way to seperate app royalty from the duds. Then, if you want more details on any of the features, glitches (which are marked with a *), or want to know what toys are available with it, keep on reading.
| We-Vibe | Honey Play Box | Pink Punch | Lovense | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bluetooth Control | Yes* | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Voice Control | No | Yes* | No | No |
| Long Distance Control | Yes, in-app* | Yes, via web link | Yes, in-app | Yes, via web link & in-app |
| Custom Patterns | No | No | No | Yes |
| Social Features | Yes, text chat & audio / video calls* | Yes, text chat & audio / video calls | Yes, text chat & audio calls | Yes, text chat & audio / video calls |
| Music Syncing | Doesn't work | Yes, via provided songs & downloaded music | No | Yes, via downloaded music & Spotify |
| Microphone Control | Yes | Yes | No | Yes* |
| Toy Customisation | Yes | No | No | Yes |
| Community Patterns | No | No | No | Yes |
| Menstruation Tracker | No | Yes* | No | No |
| In-App Games | No | No | No | Yes |
| Privacy Lock | Yes, via passcode | Yes, via gesture* | No | Yes, via passcode & face ID |
| Discreet Interface | No | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| Overall Ranking | 2/5 | 3/5 | 4/5 | 5/5 |
App Reviews
This round-up is an ongoing project that I will be updating regularly with more sex toy apps. So if you don’t see what you’re looking for, check back soon. I’d also recommend checking the dates at the bottom of each review. Apps are updated frequently, and whilst I always strive to bring you the most up-to-date information, there’s going to be times when this information is outdated.
These apps have been tested on my iPhone 14 Pro Max.
Coming soon: Satisfyer, Monster Pub, ZALO, Lovehoney & Vibease
Honey Play Box
The Honey Play Box app (“HoneyPlayBox” in the app store) is a newer sex toy app that has a limited range of features, but otherwise works fairly smoothly. While it uses a simple and minimalist design, one core issue is its overly complicated navigation, as many of its buttons lead to the same place. Additionally, although a recent update has replaced the online chat functions, many of the original features, such as a community mode, no longer exist. However, in a win for accessibility, they have recently introduced a voice command system for some of their products, the first app I have tried to implement such a feature.
Key features...
- Bluetooth Control: Choose from the same settings your toy has or access further steady speeds. You can also use your mic for control or music, choosing either from their six preloaded songs or from within your phone's memory.
- Voice Control: Say "Hey Honey" to choose from a range of voice command options.
- Long Distance Control: Toy users will receive a link, which allows their partner to control the toy through a browser.
- Online Chat: Basic text chats and audio / video calls available.
- Pressure Sensing Mode: Vibration speed will change in response to how much pressure is applied to the toy (not available on all products).
- Menstruation: Log your period days, as well as details such as flow and pain, and see a prediction of your next cycle.
- Wellness: At the end of sessions, you’ll see how long you spent, an estimation of how many calories you burned and your vaginal temperature.
Compatible products...
That I've reviewed:
More products:
Current issues & common glitches...
- You’ll need to select a gender - options are boy, girl, and secret
- Cannot input some data in menstruation screen, and records can disappear
- Voice control doesn't always work
- Pressure control is not sensitive enough to work when product is vaginally inserted
- Privacy passcode doesn't always come up, and occasionally the app will log you out
- Partner chat cannot be accessed when controlling the toy, despite a button suggesting as much
- Confusing navigation due to multiple buttons leading to the same place
- Frequent error messages saying a toy isn't connected, when it is
Recommended for...
Users who just want a simple way to control their toys via bluetooth or long-distance, particularly if you want the freedom of sending a link to hand over control, rather than needing your partner to also have the app. Compatible toys are also on the cheaper side.
Last updated: 2/4/24
We-Vibe
The We-Vibe app (previously called “We-Connect”) has been through many iterations since I first tested it in 2017. It’s always had trouble with glitches, but unfortunately I’ve found the most recent update to be the worst of them all. Whilst it has many features, most of them don’t work or glitch when paired with certain products. Additionally, whilst I enjoy its bright visuals and prominent toy imagery at home, it is not suitable for discreet use, especially compared to previous versions of the app.
Key features...
- Bluetooth Control: Swipe, touch, or use the mic to control the speed of your toy. Further patterns are included, and the unique "Multi Vibe" divides the screen into four, allowing you to quickly move between modes.
- Pattern Playlists: Custom patterns are no longer available, but you can make a playlist of your favourites.
- Multiple Toys: You can have at least two toys connected at once, and control them simultaneously.
- Long Distance Control: Both parties need the app. Text chat and audio / video calls are available, and toy control may be exchanged. Set reactions, such as “more” or “less”, make quick communication easy.
- Toy Customisation: Make changes to a product’s maximum intensity and sleep mode, for use even when you’re disconnected from the app.
- Advanced Data Protection: Something the app will remind you of every chance it gets. You also don’t need to make an account.
- Intimate Inspiration: Sex education and tips included on the homepage.
Compatible products...
That I've reviewed:
- We-Vibe Ditto+
- We-Vibe Nova 2
- We-Vibe Melt
- We-Vibe Moxie
- We-Vibe Wand (discontinued)
- We-Vibe Wish (discontinued)
More products:
Current issues & common glitches...
- Toy battery not always accurate
- Included toy video guides are mostly useless
- Some toys are only able to run at one speed within the app
- Music syncing does not work
- Frequent glitches during long distance control, such as an inability to connect, never-ending loading screens, laggy or non-existent vibration response, and more
Recommended for...
We-Vibe’s excellent product range is the only thing that makes this app worthwhile. I highly recommend the We-Vibe Nova 2 in particular. But I don’t suggest purchasing something solely with this app in mind.
Last updated: 10/9/23
Pink Punch
The Pink Punch app (called “PinkPunch App” in the app store) is a new app which is fairly basic in nature. Yet it makes up for this with its impressive visuals, which use early 2000s aesthetics mixed with a cyberpunk feel to create a sense of nostalgia and fun. Plus, whilst it doesn’t offer much outside of its bluetooth and long distance control, it is almost free of glitches, a rare occurrence for sex toy apps.
Key features...
- Bluetooth Control: Flick through a range of extra modes and swipe to adjust the strength from levels 0 to 100.
- Long Distance Control: Both parties need the app. Basic text chat and audio calls are available, and the partner without the toy takes control.
- Instructions: PDF manuals for toys are available to access, although languages are limited.
- Records & Achievements: View statistics on your toy use and claim awards for completing goals.
Compatible products...
That I've reviewed:
Current issues & common glitches...
- Vibration changes can be laggy
- You’ll need to select a gender - male and female are the only options
Recommended for...
If you care less about fancy features and just want a reliable app for bluetooth and long distance control, this is it. The downside is that there are currently only two products available for it, and, like the app, they’re more interesting visually than in use.
Last updated: 13/8/23
Lovense
The Lovense app (called “Lovense Remote” in the app store) is on a different level from other sex toy apps here. This is as Lovense are a very tech-focused company and their apps are of equal importance to their toys. Whilst it has a few glitches, the countless features (many of which aren’t available anywhere else) more than make up for this, and frequent updates mean there’s always going to be something new to enjoy.
Key features...
- Bluetooth Control: Various functions allow you to swipe for control. Custom patterns, music syncing and mic control also available.
- Long Distance Control: If both partners have the app, you can connect to transfer toy control. Text chats and audio / video calls are also available, and you can even create groups.
- Control Link: An alternate long distance control option, you can generate a link to provide a partner basic control. This can be timed, and you also have the option to share it to Lovense’s Discord server and sister app, Tophy.
- Wish Lists: Create your own wish list of Lovense products within the app, or gift products to other people.
- Speed Mode: Designed for a thrilling passenger experience, the faster you move, the faster your toy will go.
- Games: Connect the app to your Steam account for a range of compatible gaming options, or play the side-scrolling endless runner, Projekt Melody: Melware Rises, which is included within the app.
- Custom UI: You can make changes to the homepage and enable dark mode, helping the app to be more discreet.
- Toy Customisation: Make changes to a product, including maximum intensities, disabling of LEDs and reprogramming the included patterns, for use even when you’re disconnected from the app.
- Community Patterns: View and save custom patterns from other users, or share your own.
Compatible products...
That I've reviewed:
More products:
Current issues & common glitches...
- Alarm function doesn’t work
- Mic control can be glitchy
- You can only access “liked” Spotify songs, rather than playlists
- Running patterns at 4x speed can be glitchy
Recommended for...
There’s no question that this is the most advanced app on the market. However, Lovense’s toys do come at a premium, so you’ll need to consider whether you’ll really make use of all these extra features.
Last updated: 30/6/23
Got questions or want me to review an app that’s not listed here? Let me know in the comments below.
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I’d love a toy with a timer, alarm clock and delayed motions.
Something that goes off from time to time. something for public play that’s just not always on, but rather a surprise from time to time.
An Alarm clock would also be great. who wouldn’t want to wake up like that?
Custom patterns, how long can you make one for? can it include no vibrations for extended periods? So it only buzzes from time to time?
I also feel like for the Discrete functions, turning your phone a certain way to “silence” the toy would be nice. If your shopping and someone talks to you or your at the cash, you flip the phone and it won’t go off till you flip the phone back.