I’m very lucky to run this blog and get sent all these amazing sex toys for review. But let’s face it, if I had to afford all these toys by myself? I’d probably have about four, despite my intense love for them. As a freelance artist, I don’t typically have the money to make purchases solely for myself, especially when it’s for something as undervalued as pleasure. So when I see a sex toy that has a price tag that I could actually consider purchasing myself? That’s a rarity, and it gets me very excited. I like to imagine all my readers are like me before I had this blog, trying to pick the best possible toy to buy while still being on a tight budget. So toys like the Paloqueth G-Spot Vibrator, which I’ll be reviewing today, would have been perfect for me to come across back then. It’s cheap enough to suit almost any budget, but is it actually any good? Well I guess that’s my job to find out!
Review: Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration
This is my third review of a Satisfyer toy, and since I absolutely adored the last two, I have very high expectations. While there was no actual functional difference between my other two versions, the Satisfyer Pro 2 and Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation, it was all the little improvements, such as more intuitive buttons, less noise, and a larger nozzle, that made the Pro Penguin feel on a whole other level. But while my new model, the Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration (also known as the Satisfyer Pro 1+), has similar little fixes, it also features a whole other function. Can you guess what it is (hint: it’s in the name)? That’s right, this is a Satisfyer toy that can also vibrate! It seems like such an obvious and simple improvement, but I never even considered it prior to hearing about this toy. It also sounds amazing, and so I instantly knew I had to get my hands on one of these. Thankfully Nikki Darling were kind enough to send one my way, so let’s see if it’s as good as it sounds!
Review: Sola Sync
I always have mixed feelings whenever I am sent wand massagers for review. They are by far my favourite sex toys, so much so that I’m not sure if I could live without them. So the chances are I am probably going to very much enjoy testing any wand massager that happens to come my way. But at the same time, I feel this makes me more critical, as the bar for them has already been set so high, that how on earth can anything possibly attempt to exceed it? Despite all that though, I just can’t help but want as many as possible in my toy box, and my latest addition to this addiction happens to be the Sola Sync. While most wands are all essentially the same thing but with a different look and motor, the Sync stood out to me with its unique shape, and most interesting of all… a remote control! Thankfully Peepshow Toys were kind enough to send me one for review to see if it lives up to my high standards.
Review: Rocks Off Purple Heart
Sex toys can come in all shapes and sizes, but sadly most look pretty much the same, with companies sticking to the traditional designs that have been around for years. This can be great, it means you’re getting something that is known to perform well, but if you want your toy collection to keep expanding after you get these fundamental types, then it can get a little boring as you struggle to find anything new or original. I often feel like this, so when Rocks Off recently approached me about trying their new range of toys, I was instantly drawn to the Purple Heart when I saw it. It isn’t quite a clitoral vibrator, and it isn’t quite a wand massager. In fact, I personally haven’t seen anything like it before. But the design makes a lot of sense to me, plus it looks fantastic. Of course, when designing something new the risk factor that it won’t work is a lot higher, but I think companies need to take these risks occasionally in order to innovate. Either way, this is a toy I was super excited to try out.
Review: Blush Novelties Noje W3
While I love all sorts of sex toys, I have to admit that clitoral vibrators and wand massagers are easily the type I use the most. It’s only sometimes that I am in the mood for dildos, internal vibrators, or butt plugs, but almost daily you can find me using a external vibrator. To me, wand massagers are the ultimate lazy masturbation toys, while clitoral vibrators are the perfect accessory to any sexy-time encounters with my partner. So, when Peepshow Toys approached me recently about reviewing some toys for them, I was drawn to the Blush Novelties Noje W3, as it’s essentially a cross between these two types of external vibrating toys. How? Well, it may look like a wand massager, but at less than half the size of my Magic Wand, it’s even smaller than some of my clitoral vibrators!
Review: Rocks Off Unihorn Stardust
I love working directly with manufacturers. Not only does it mean I get to work alongside the people who actually make the product, but it can also mean I get access to brand new products that might have not even hit the stores yet. So, recently when I saw Rocks Off put out a call for reviewers for their newest toy range, I was super eager to be a part of it. I was then lucky enough to get chosen, and sent a list of items to choose from. This was a tough decision, but ultimately my love for clitoral toys won out, and I requested the Rocks Off Unihorn and Purple Heart, two fantastic looking clitoral vibrators. Today I am just reviewing the Unihorn, but look out for my Purple Heart review in the coming weeks.