Review: Wands of Lust Co Hercules

The world of crystals and harnessing their energy for healing and meditation is a truly fascinating one. I’ve tried a few sex toys now that make use of this unique material, and learning about their different properties and how they can bring positive change to your life is just as mesmerising as actually using them. But alas, despite my interest and efforts, I don’t know how much I find myself truly understanding these things beyond reading about them. Instead, I mostly just think crystals look pretty, and that’s okay too. So when Wands of Lust Co recently approached me about sending another of their products, I knew I wanted to go in a totally different direction visually than my previous review on their Aphrodite. And what’s more different from the translucent pink of rose quartz, than the endless black of pure obsidian?

Product Description

I may not know as much about crystals as Wands of Lust Co’s typical customer base, but as a long-time Dungeons & Dragons player, I do know my way around a piece of fictitious obsidian. We’re always coming across obsidian doors, obsidian swords, obsidian obelisks, and so on, and I’ve always wanted to own some of this crystal that’s clearly been inspiring fantasy writers for decades. So to combine my two passions with a dildo made of obsidian? Well, it doesn’t get much better than that, and I was overjoyed to see the Hercules in this Australian small business’s store. Formed by the quick cooling of volcanic lava and targeting the root chakra, obsidian is a powerful protective and grounding crystal that can aid with strength, focus, circulation, and much more. Plus, the other thing that excited me about this review, compared to my previous thoughts on their Aphrodite, is that the Hercules has a very different shape. While both products maintain that double-ended nature that is practically a trademark of stone dildos, this toy is also curved for maximum G-Spot stimulation. With a length of 19.5cm / 7.68″, the smaller end features a rounded head with a diameter of only 3cm / 1.18″, whilst the larger end features a bulbous, yet also heavily tapered, tip that is 4cm / 1.59″ in diameter. Of course, both ends will feel a lot larger than they actually are due to the completely firm obsidian, whilst it simultaneously aids insertion with such a silky smooth and polished surface. In regards to the Wands of Lust Co Hercules’ weight, it then comes in at 384g (which is different from the original weight of 445g on their website, although this error has now been updated), making it much lighter than the Aphrodite, and it’s also important to note that since it doesn’t have a base, this toy is neither compatible with a harness or anal safe.

Packaging

My order for the Hercules was placed with Wands of Lust Co on the 13th of June and it arrived promptly on the 15th, which was great. Plus, the package was 100% discreet, with no mention of what was inside or who sent it. The package was then very similar to my previous order with Wands of Lust Co, arriving in a personalised and gift wrapped box using only recyclable materials, keeping in line with the brand’s commitment to sustainability. In addition to the toy, I also again received a high-quality drawstring pouch for storage (although this one is a little different, and even nicer than the last), alongside a thank you card with a discount for further orders and a matching smaller crystal. Finally, since Wands of Lust Co are currently sending free bottles of their Massage Oil with orders over $200 AUD / $134 USD, which the Hercules automatically qualifies for, they also included this in my package, and I’ve been enjoying it ever since.

My Experience

Whilst inserting the larger end of the Wands of Lust Co Hercules right off the bat is possible, it’s difficult enough to make starting with the smaller end my preferred option. Plus, depending on the time of the year, you might want to first do something about its naturally cold temperature, and since it’s mid-winter here I’ve been starting by warming mine up in some warm water. Inserting the small end is then easy, and whilst its slim shape does feel a little strange, it still benefits from that curved shaft, allowing for a good amount of G-Spot stimulation. After an orgasm with this, however, I am ready to move on, feeling akin to having an entrée before a main course. The larger end feels so much more prominent, and its weight really lends to this as well, sinking down deep within me. Finding my G-Spot with ease, stimulation of this area is immensely pleasurable, providing me with some terrific orgasms when paired with a soft clitoral vibrator, such as my We-Vibe Touch X (harder options, like the Doxy Bullet or We-Vibe Tango X, don’t play as nicely with a firm dildo like this, clanging against the material and pinching the skin). The only downside is that its short length means there is little I can use as a handle, and so it doesn’t take long before my wrist gives out and I’m forced to stop, due to the amount of pressure I need to place on it to keep the Hercules hitting my G-Spot. Not to mention that you’re pretty much guaranteed to get a bit messy from all of this, which can make holding the toy even harder.

Cleaning & Care

Cleaning the Wands of Lust Co Hercules is easy since it is waterproof, just make sure to place it down gently when putting it in ceramic sinks or baths. Using a mild soap, wash the toy before rinsing and leaving to air dry, and after this you may pop it into the storage bag it came with. Wands of Lust Co also recommend cleansing your crystal every now and then to get rid of any unwanted energy, and this can be done through methods such as smudging it with sage or letting it bathe under the moonlight of a full moon. Never place your crystal under boiling water, as it may force it to crack, and if any cracks ever do occur then discontinue use.

Final Thoughts

After so enjoying my experience with the Wands of Lust Co Aphrodite, I was intrigued at how much a different shape and material could impact their Hercules in use. There were certainly similarities, such as the way that the two ends of the toy harmonised together, with use of the smaller side being necessary in allowing me to warm up before taking the larger end. But the actual pleasure that resulted was quite different. Unsurprisingly, due to its curved shaft, the Hercules worked far better to stimulate my G-Spot, and because of this I would say both sides of it were able to bring me to a far superior orgasm than the Aphrodite. But whilst that was a toy I could relax into, allowing its weight to do all the work whilst I laid back for a hands-free experience, the Hercules instead requires significant effort, to the point where my use of it was limited to what my wrists could support. I don’t think either option is necessarily better, it just depends on what you’re in the mood for on the day (I love crab, for instance, but that doesn’t mean I always want to go to the effort of removing its shell). Of course, if you’re trying to make a decision for purchase, I would suggest first asking yourself if you enjoy G-Spot stimulation? And if the answer is “yes”, then the follow up question should be how much do you really enjoy crystals? Because G-Spot legends, like the Njoy Pure Wand ($220 AUD / $160 USD), Godemiche Morpheus ($70 AUD / $45 USD), and Hot Octopuss KURVE ($170 AUD / $130 USD), are all cheaper than the Wands of Lust Co Hercules, meaning you’re really going to be paying a premium just for the unique obsidian material. With this in mind, I would absolutely recommend this product to any lover of crystals who is also happy to go to the extra effort for some top-notch G-Spot stimulation, but for everyone else, you’ll probably be better off with one of the cheaper suggestions above, which includes the Aphrodite.

You can get the Hercules directly from Wands of Lust Co for just $229 AUD / $156 USD, plus use my code GRACE to get 20% OFF your total order!

Last updated: 9/7/23

Price at the time of writing: $229 AUD / $156 USD

This post was sponsored by Wands of Lust Co, but as always, all opinions are my own.