Month: December 2019

Advice

Top 10 Sex Toys of 2019

Top 10 Sex Toys of 2019

The end of 2019, and the decade, is finally here, and with it comes one of my favourite and most anticipated posts of the year! My annual ranking of the Top 10 Sex Toys that I reviewed over the previous 12 months is always a great way for me to look back on my year and reflect on all the amazing toys I’ve had the opportunity to try, and as 2019 saw more reviews released on my blog than ever before, it’s certainly been a challenge to try and pick out favourites! As always though I’ve just tried to focus on which toys I seem to keep coming back to long after their reviews are released, and with that in mind I think this year may be one of the best groups of toys yet. So sit back and relax as I reflect on 2019, look ahead to 2020, and share my Top 10 Sex Toys of 2019 with you.

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Attachment, Dildos, Reviews, Silicone, Uberrime

Review: Uberrime Tentare Tentacle

Uberrime Tentare Tentacle

It’s finally time for the last review of 2019 (and the decade!), and I’ve made sure to save the best till last. The Uberrime Tentare Tentacle is a product I’ve been dying to try all year, so I’m super excited to finally have my hands on it and be sharing my thoughts with you all today. Now, I’ve got to admit, the first time I saw this toy I thought it was a dildo. So despite how amazing it looked, my mind instantly assumed that due to its stubby dimensions it must be quite large, which probably wouldn’t work for my body. But I couldn’t get its unique design out of my head, so after I successfully tested the Uberrime Ripley Alien earlier this year I went back to it and actually read the product listing. Turns out it’s not a dildo at all (although it can still be used as one), but actually a sleeve for bullet vibrators such as the We-Vibe Tango. Well, as soon as I read that I knew I had to have one, but with so many other beautiful Uberrime toys to choose from it still took me awhile to get round to requesting it. When it was time to choose a product to wrap up the year with however, I knew exactly what I wanted it to be.

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Sales

Sales: Best Holiday Sex Toy Deals 2019

No matter how organised I am, I always seem to forget to buy everything I need for the holidays during the Black Friday sales. Which is why I’m always so grateful that plenty of stores continue to offer great deals in the lead up to the end of the year, meaning that the only thing left for me to worry about is whether or not things will arrive before Christmas! But regardless of what you celebrate this time of year, or if you’re just looking forward to this chaotic decade ending, it’s always a good time to treat yourself and your loved ones. So to make things easy for you I’ve put together this list of my favourite sex toy sales from across the web!
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Blush Novelties, Clitoral Stimulator, Reviews, Silicone, USB Rechargeable

Review: Blush Novelties Aria Flutter Tongue

Blush Novelties Aria Flutter Tongue

My favourite new sex toy trend this year, and it seems the entire internet’s, has to be the flicky tongue-like stimulators that appear to keep popping up out of nowhere. It seemed to all start with the Zumio back in 2017, which ZALO then put their spin on by making the moving element more like a silicone tongue. Since then I’ve seen countless other companies implementing this same idea for their own toys, with some going so far as to make the “tongue” literally move back and forth, and others just using vibrations to give the appearance of movement. These sorts of oral-sex imitators aren’t entirely new, but the renewed public interest has certainly been encouraging companies to develop new and exciting tech for it, which seems to go hand in hand with creating even wackier designs than usual. Two toys that have gone viral this year because of their hilarious looking (but also oddly seductive) flapping tongues are the Pipedream Fantasy for Her Ultimate Pleasure and the Blush Novelties Aria Flutter Tongue. So I knew I wouldn’t be doing my duty as a sex toy reviewer if I didn’t try at least one of them before the end of the year, and since Pipedream is on my blacklist, it had to be the Aria Flutter Tongue!

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