All the toys and related products that I’ve ever owned!

  • Pink items contain a link to my review
  • Bold items are my personal favourites
  • Italic items are products I no longer own or that no longer work

Dildos

Bestvibe Realistic Dildo
Blush Novelties Avant D17 Lucky
Blush Novelties Neo Elite 7.5 Inch
BS Atelier Rainbow Alex in Blue
Closetplay Sex Toys Ananta
Closetplay Sex Toys Speedster
Closetplay Sex Toys Triton
Darque Path Cthulhu
Darque Path Hallows
Darque Path Upir Maw
Deeper Blue Ceramics Lilac
Désirables Dalia
D.VICE Queenie
Faux Phallus Agapanthus
Faux Phallus Hentai Small Vine
Freely Custom Dildo
Funkit Toys NoFrillDo R
Funzze Stainless Steel Dildo
Geeky Sex Toys Laser Sword Dildo
Godemiche Ambit
Godemiche Morpheus
Jopen Key Comet G Wand
Laid D.1 Stone
LELO Ella
Le Wand Hoop
Love To Love Dildolls Utopia
Lovehoney Crystal Heart
Lovehoney Glow-in-the-Dark Dildo
Lovehoney Satisfy Me G-Spot
Midnight Menagerie Teufl Small
New York Toy Collective Ellis
Njoy Pure Wand
Sex Wooden Toys Afrodite
SquarePegToys G squeeze Small
SquarePegToys G squeeze Medium
SquarePegToys Nathan Firmer Actual Size

Tantus Echo
Tantus Flurry
Tantus Gary
Tantus Magma 
Tantus Pack ‘n Play No.2
Tantus Splish
Tantus Uncut #1

Tantus Vamp
Tantus Vamp Super Soft
Uberrime Dr. Manhattan
Uberrime Ripley Alien
Uberrime Spiro Nebula
Vixen Creations VixSkin Mustang
Wands of Lust Co Aphrodite
Wands of Lust Co Hercules

Internal Vibrators & Thrusters

Allovers 4-in-1 Thruster
B Swish Bgee Classic G-Spot Vibe
Bestvibe Realistic Ejaculator
Boutique Voila Mighty Hammer
Boutique Voila Smartee
California Exotics Luxe Vibrator
Cosmopolitan G-Spot Romance
Frenchie Double Entendre
Fun Factory Stronic Eins
Funzze Couple Sharing Vibrator II
Honey Play Box Crave
Hot Octopuss KURVE
L’Acier Capo
L’amourose Prism V
Lelo Mona 2
Lovehoney Desire Love Egg
Lovehoney Gyr8tor
Lovense Gravity
Lovense Lush 2
Mia Maxx Thruster Vibrator
OVO R1
Paloqueth G-spot Vibrator
Velvet Thruster Prime Edward
Velvet Thruster Prime Frankie
Velvet Thruster Prime Jackie
Velvet Thruster Prime Nanci
Velvet Thruster Prime Sammie
Velvet Thruster Prime Walter
Womanizer OG
Xcitme Sym-B Luma
ZALO Desire
ZALO Queen Set

Dual-Stimulation

AcmeJoy Ferrill Thruster
Adorime Rabbit
Bestvibe 3 Motors Rabbit Vibrator
Irresistible Mythical
Happy Rabbit Curve Power Motion
Honey Play Box Fiona Plus
Honey Play Box Joi
Honey Play Box OLY
Honey Play Box OLY 2
Honey Play Box RORA 2
Lovehoney Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl
Monster Pub Master Gokilla 2 Premium
Monster Pub MOOMA
Mystery Vibe Crescendo
Paloqueth Dolphin
Paloqueth Rabbit
Rocks Off Regala
Satisfyer Pro G-Spot Rabbit
SenseMax SenseVibe Warm
Snail Vibe
Sohimi NORMA
Sohimi Suction Vibrator

The Rabbit Company Come Hither Rabbit
Vibease Esthesia
Xcitme Sym-B Spark
We-Vibe Chorus
We-Vibe x Lovehoney Remote Control Couple’s Vibrator
We-Vibe Nova 2
Womanizer DUO
Womanizer DUO 2
YoYoLemon Licking Vibrator
YoYoLemon Rabbit
YY Horse Mini Banana
ZALO Mose

Clitoral Vibrators

Bestvibe Brush Vibrator
Bestvibe Remote Wearable Vibrator
Blush Novelties Noje W3 Mini Wand
Blush Novelties The Collection Sweet Bunny
Boutique Voila Alien Vibrator
Boutique Voila Energy Ball
Boutique Voila Lucky Ducky
Clandestine Mimic
Cosmopolitan Enchantment Bullet
Cute Little Fuckers Starsi
Dame Eva
Dame Fin
Dame Kip
Doxy Bullet
Eden Fantasys Vibro Ride
Femme Funn Versa
Hot Octopuss AMO
Hot Octopuss DiGiT
JimmyJane Chroma
JimmyJane Form 2 Pro
JimmyJane Form 3 Pro
JimmyJane Intro 2
Jopen Lust L2
Klitton I
Le Wand Point
Lelo Mia
Lelo Mia 2
Lovehoney Desire App-Controlled Knicker Vibrator
Lovehoney X Love Not War Amore
Monster Pub Master Gokilla Ring
Nu Sensuelle Point Bullet
Pink Punch Sunset Mushroom
Rocks Off Glitter Glitz Set
Rocks Off Purple Heart
Rocks Off Unihorn
ROMP Wave
SVAKOM Nymph
SVAKOM Siren
VeDO Luv Plus Rechargeable Vibrator
Vibe Pad
Vibease
We-Vibe Moxie
We-Vibe Tango II
We-Vibe Tango X
We-Vibe Touch
We-Vibe Touch X
We-Vibe Wish
Xcitme Sym-B Kiki
YoYoLemon Mini Wand

Clitoral Stimulators

Bestvibe Beinlove Tongue Rabbit
Bestvibe Licking Stimulator
Bestvibe Sucking Vibrator
Bestvibe Suction Vibrator
Blush Novelties Aria Flutter Tongue
California Exotics Clitoral Pump
Eden Fantasys Wonder
Funzze Flower Tongue
Funzze Sucking Massager
Honey Play Box Scioness
Lora DiCarlo Carezza
Lora DiCarlo Filare
OSUGA Cuddly Bird
OSUGA G-Spa
Pink Punch Peachu
Satisfyer Curvy 1+
Satisfyer Curvy 2+
Satisfyer Dual Love
Satisfyer Dual Pleasure
Satisfyer Love Triangle
Satisfyer Luxury
Satisfyer Pro 2
Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation
Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3
Satisfyer Pro 2 Generation 3 Connect
Satisfyer Pro Penguin Next Generation
Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration
Share Satisfaction Coco
Share Satisfaction Sutra
Sohimi Deep Sucker
Sohimi ROSE
Sohimi Rose Queen
Vibease Ruby
Voila Little GOO
We-Vibe Melt
Womanizer Classic
Womanizer Classic 2 / Marilyn Monroe Special Edition
Womanizer Liberty / Lily Allen Special Edition
Womanizer Premium
Womanizer Premium 2
Womanizer Starlet 3
Womanizer X Lovehoney Pro40
ZALO Amorette
ZALO BESS
ZALO HERO
Zumio

Wand Massagers

Bestvibe Flirting Magic Wand
Cloud Nine Hummingbird Mini
Doxy Wand
Doxy Wand Die Cast Black
Doxy X Lovehoney Die Cast 3R
Fairy Wand
Funzze Massager
Geeky Sex Toys R2-V2 Wand
Gender X Sunflower
Honey Play Box Pomi Wand
Hot Octopuss Queen Bee
IMTOY Gazelle
Le Wand Rechargeable Massager
Lovehoney Classic Metallic Wand
Lovehoney Deluxe Mini Wand
Lovehoney Deluxe Mini Glitter Wand
Lovehoney Desire Wand
Magic Wand Mini
Magic Wand Plus
Magic Wand Rechargeable
O-WAND
Pipedream’s Wanachi Mini Massager in Pink
Sola Sync Wireless Remote Wand
We-Vibe Wand

Grinders

Banana Pants Bumpher
Banana Pants Honeybunch
Banana Pants Shagger
Darque Path Grind
Darque Path Maera
Faux Phallus Dahlia
Godemiche Grind Pad Spikes
Godemiche Grind Ring Bubbles
Godemiche Grind Ring Pyramids
Godemiche V-Plate
Godemiche Vibe Pad Ridges
Odyssey Toys Coffin Grinder
Odyssey Toys Kraken Grinder
Uncover Creations Tentacle Grinder I
Uncover Creations Tentacle Grinder II
Uncover Creations Tentacle Grinder III
Uncover Creations Tentacle Grinder IV

Anal Toys

Blush Novelties Naughty Candy Heart
Bondara Plug Small
b-Vibe Rimming Plug Petite
b-Vibe Snug Plug 2
Closetplay Sex Toys Speedster Plug
Darque Path Thulu
Doc Johnson American POP! Butt Plug
Doc Johnson Pop Plug Medium
Faux Phallus Cyclamen
Kitten’s Playpen Glass Plug
Jimmyjane Neptune 2
Lovehoney Booty Buddy
Lovehoney Glow-in-the-Dark Glass Butt Plug
Princess Plug in Pink
Rocks Off Butt Quiver Vibrating Plug
Tantus Perfect Plug Plus
VeDO Quaker Silicone Anal Vibe
We-Vibe Ditto+

Lube

FIGR Fluid
Frenchie Oh La La Love Lube

Good Clean Love Almost Naked Organic Lubricant
Intimate Earth Hydra
LBDO Essensual Lube
Lovehoney Delight Silk Lubricant
Lovehoney Glow Warming Lubricant
Lucy Lube
Sliquid Lubricant in Satin
Sliquid Lubricant in Sea and Sassy
Sliquid Swirl Flavoured Lubricants Tangerine Peach and Blackberry Fig
Wildfire All Over Pleasure Oil
YES BUT Anal Lubricant
YES Water-Based Lubricant

Kink

KINK by Doc Johnson Drencher
KINK by Doc Johnson Tug Nipple Clips
KINK by Doc Johnson Quad Silicone Whip
Kitten’s Playpen Kit in Pink and White
Lovehoney DOMINIX Deluxe Leather Heart Paddle
Paloqueth Bondage Set

Other

Boutique Voila Ace Stroker
Boutique Voila Grenade
Clone-A-Willy Glow-in-the-dark Vibrator Moulding Kit
DONA Flirty Massage Candle
Femme Funn Versa P Sleeve
Femme Funn Versa S Sleeve
Femme Funn Versa T Sleeve
Hot Octopuss PULSE III DUO
Hot Octopuss PULSE DUO LUX
Jimmyjane Afterglow Candles
JOUJOU Desire Libido Tea
Kama Sutra Ignite Massage Candle
Kama Sutra Oil Of Love
Le Wand Flick
Le Wand Stroke
Lovehoney Desire Double Love Ring
Lovehoney Desire Orgasm Balm
Lovehoney Fifty Shaders of Grey Delicious Pleasure Silicone Ben Wa Balls
Lovehoney Oh! Bath Bomb
Lovehoney Oh! Satin Blindfold
Lovehoney Pin Ups Jayne Bombshell Orgasm Balm
Lovehoney Sweet Glow Massage Candle Gift Set
Momotaro Apotheca Salve
Nephrite Jade Yoni Egg
Odyssey Toys Tentacle Bullet Sleeve
Odyssey Toys Tentacle Wand Attachment
Uberrime Tentare Tentacle 
Vibease Onyx
Wildfire Mood Mists
Wildfire IT Arousal Oils